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stupid girly stuff at close to 3 in the morning. [20 Oct 2005|02:41am]
[ mood | contemplative ]

sometimes i wonder if there REALLY is someone out there for me. not like i'm worried about it. i'm not. somewhere in the back of my mind (tucked away with all of the random information and memories) i know that there has to be. but i still wonder. i mean i'm such a weirdo. lol. in a good way, i like to think, but weirdo nonetheless. i guess i just have this check list that's so randomly specific that i hold out. waiting for the day when my check list finally has a face to go along with it. i'll date a guy for a little while and then it's like all of the sudden, i gotta go. it's just not right. something's off. sometimes it's just a feeling, but other times it's because of something random and stupid. like the time this guy made me a country cd (hoping to turn me on the wonders of country) and wrote "COUNTY" on it in the huge sharpie letters. lol. dealbreaker. *sheepish* it's not like i'm looking to get married. i mean if i can't even handle a guy mispelling country, i'm DEFINITELY not ready to pick out a china pattern. i freak out easy. i just want someone i can laugh with. someone to go see random movies with me that NO one else cares about. someone i can just sit on the couch with and silently watch tv. someone i can have a food fight with and still want to jump their bones afterwards. someone i can give "the look" to who gives it right back... you know, the one where your eyes sparkle and you can't stop smiling. someone who gives me butterflies. someone i can completely be myself with and will STILL think i'm cute. i want a boy who's as big a dork as i am... i guess i want a romance straight out of a cameron crowe movie. like "say anything". i want my own loydd dobbler. lol. so until that day comes, i'll just whine about it in my journal and think about how nice it will be when that day finally creeps up on me. i say creep because if i saw it coming, i would probably try and run.

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bordem is the place where crazy people become crazy. [15 Jul 2005|03:24am]
[ mood | crazy ]

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Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
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Favorite Food:<input ... >
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:101
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I'm what willis was talkin' about. [14 Jul 2005|06:05pm]
[ mood | bored ]

i think i have a gambling problem. sort of. see, in michigan they have the lottery... (damn you oklahoma!) and even though i don't really care about the one where you pick your numbers and watch for the ping pong balls on tv every sat. night, i LOVE the scratch off ones. they have like 40 different types you can play and let me tell you now, they ALL equal fun. lol. i find myself scrounging for change everyday. i'm tempted to stand out on the road with my own little cardboard sign. those hobos could use some healthy competition. *sly grin*

sigh. i'm ready to go home now. i love aaron and we're having oodles of fun, but i miss muh friends.... plus becks is legal now and i want to take her on Tammie's Tulsa Bar Crawl. lol. chaos people. CHAOS! i actually know a bar with a real life glory hole. too bad there aren't any opium dens anymore. that would be interesting.

i'm feeling restless again. *"i'm like a bird" plays softly in the background* i'm in need of a good adventure. perhaps a sex odyssey of sorts. :) yep. i'm sure that would take care of it. but in the meantime i'm learning to crochet. apparently i'm 84. but whatev. i'm going to make my own line of erotic clothing. don't worry, i'll stay away from wool. *crosses heart* i'm currently making bikini thongs for men that have a rooster on the front of them. they're pretty hot. not for the timid, that's for sure.

i'm just kind of rambling, huh? meh. k, later.


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of COURSE i would get this guy. [14 Jul 2005|12:07pm]
[ mood | excited ]

seriously i'm CRAPPING my pants. we're moving to l.a. in 41 DAYS! geez, there's SO much to do! but i'm so UBER excited!!!!!!! we are going to have so much fun. it's gonna be nuts folks. :)

and i'm posting this because it seems i just can't catch a break. lol.

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:202
Quiz created with MemeGen!

later bitches!
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extras [07 Jul 2005|03:29pm]
[ mood | bored ]

brilliant. ricky gervais is a comic GENIUS.

My Hero

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a moment of silence. [07 Jul 2005|03:14pm]
[ mood | somber ]

terrorists should have their genitals deep fried (while still attached), sliced off with a dull knife (or spoon), and then fed to them. period.

where's the love?

yes, my dog's name is Taco. [06 Jul 2005|03:26pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

i miss my doggie... isn't he adorable!? ... lexie, here's your baby's new boyfriend!

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peace bitches!

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HERE THEY ARE FOLKS!!!! [05 Jul 2005|02:55pm]
[ mood | bored ]

well, here are my CUH-RAAAAZY photos. i hope no one is offended by the handicapped ones. ;)

I'm taking CRAZY pills!!!Collapse )

sorry there was like a trillion of them!


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everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes. it doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes! [05 Jul 2005|01:52pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

i've decided that the fourth of july is the PERFECT time to murder someone. think about it, all of the loud bangs and booms from fireworks. you could pop a cap in someone's ass and NO ONE would think anything about it. *strokes chin hair* just some food for thought. :)

i HEART my new digital camera... the porn i've been able to shoot on it is AMAZING! jk. i have taken some awesome pics though, i'll post some of them today. i look REALLY fat in them though... probably because i am really fat in them. lol. i spent three months depressed and holed up in my room with nothing but glucose and complex carbohydrates... and a big can of crisco that i would randomly eat by the spoonfuls. *sigh* but now i'm away from the madness (mommy dearest) and i've decided to try and dig myself out of the abyss of fat i seem to have landed in. i think it's working because i lost 5 and half pounds! *takes a bow* i guess sweating my ass off in the summer heat for an hour everyday is paying off.

well, i'm gonna go piddle with my camera. LOVE YOU ALL!

* lexie - you are AMAZING and i'm SOOOOOOOOO glad we talked last night. your voice sent continual waves of pleasure throughout my body.

*ky - i love you! sorry i haven't called, i went to the lake for the 4th and didn't call anyone really... except becks to say happy b-day. i'll call ya today. promise.

*nick - my internet bf.... where fore out thou internet bf!?

*becks - i'm gonna get you drunk, on my lady bumps. :*

P.S. -- my layout sucks balls. does anyone want to tell me how to fix that? or maybe even donate their amazing services and make one for me? :-( puuuuuh-leeeease!?

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it sucks to be me. [05 Jul 2005|02:19am]
[ mood | rejected ]

i think i'm destined to wander the earth alone. kind of like the incredible hulk, only without saving people.

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i love hot army boys!!!!!!!!!!!! [27 Jun 2005|11:08am]
[ mood | hungry ]

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i KNOW that all of my two friends missed me. :)

so i'm in michigan right now. the "glove" state... lol. no glove, no love. at least that's what i like to say to each and every native michigan that i meet. trust me, they LOVE IT! lol.

at the urging of a lot of my friends i checked out the whole "myspace" phenomena (sp?), but my heart will always belong to livejournal.... *celine dion plays softly in the background*.

sigh, so i gotta go work out and rejoin the world of the "physically fit"....whatever THAT means. so i will see all of you lovelies later!


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i'm singing. i'm singing because i'm happy and i'm singing!!!! [30 Jan 2005|11:11pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

there once was a girl named tammie,
who had a rather nice fanny.
she lived in a hole
and cut off her mole
and that's what i call a double whammie.

i chose to open my entry with a little limerick i wrote. it's my favorite one i've written, mainly because i worked on it for a grand total of fourteen and a half hours. it's my baby.

k, totally kidding.

OR AM I??? *cue scary music*

so i'm in L.A. right now. for kylie's big 18th. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... again:) and tomorrow, alas, i must depart tomorrow for t-town. i know. my life seems all sunshine and roses.

so i wish i had a computer... that didn't have down syndrome*. my mom wants to get a new one. we shall see. so i'm sorry that my posts are few and far between these days, although i'm sure it's better than the two random-talk-about-nothing posts everyone became so accustomed to.

so i shall depart for now...

until we meet again.

* in no way does the author of this journal mean to insult any person or persons inflicted with down-syndrome including such persons as corky from "life goes on", leelee sobieski, or tacy, the girl in eighth grade who always wore that sweater with the big dog on it.

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i jumped over drama and i landed on my feet. [28 Nov 2004|06:43pm]
hello to everyone that thought i fell off the face of the earth. i, in fact, did not. instead i fell into a hole, or town, called tulsa, and am just now trying to scratch my way out. lol. i guess it hasn't been that bad, but it hasn't been all cupcakes and care bears (with their care bear stares:)

my life is WAY different now though. way different. i'm back at the ole madres (long story which i will explain to those who wish to hear it), and our internet sucks, so *in soup nazi voice* NO LIVE JOURNAL FOR ME!!!!

so, i'm at this local coffee shop that my friend works at so i figured i should give a shout out. lol.

here are some important things:

* i very possibly could move to chicago in january with my friend becca. actually, she's already there, but i would go up with her. then in the summer we would FINALLY go to l.a. (otherwise known as the mothership)

* i quit borders... and charleston's, and now work at a generic steakhouse....well, at least they don't let people throw peanut shells on the floor anymore.

* i'm very very very VERY VERY VERY tired of living here. *sad face*

ok, i'm going....

and hey, nick, i called you!! and you didn't call me back. BOO, you whore. :) but i have a new number anyway, so one of these fine days i will call you from it. :)

and ky, i love you, sorry i haven't called. it's a long story, but i love you and please don't hate me.

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pass the dutch. shake shake shake yo' stuff. [09 Sep 2004|05:08pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]

dear lord, i haven't updated in FOREVER. i seriously think this week has been the longest week of my short life. not to mention that everything has come to a head in the last two days.

first off, i got fired yesterday from the restaraunt i work at for a completely BULLSHIT reason. i won't delve into the particulars because it will just piss me off again, but it was totally unfair. i'm supposed to call back monday to see if they'll give me my job back, but i don't really think i want to work there after this. besides, last week i put in an application at this REALLY nice restaraunt downtown called 'the chalkboard'. one of my friends is the head chef and she basically told the manager to hire me. so that'll be nice. now i just have to quit borders. blech. i'm SO tired of that place (not to mention everyone but 2 people there).

did i mention it's hotter than balls outside? cause it is. :)

plus i just found out that in october jill (my roommate's fiance) and her son are moving in our house. ya, that sounds like a barrel of FUN. lol. i like jill, but i REALLY don't think i could handle all of us living here. ya, not so much. but it actually works out well because my friend colleen and i decided to get an apartment together while we save up our money (we practically live together anyway). we decided on these really nice ones called 'the mansions' because they're super nice, super new, but not super expensive. i'm excited. plus my mom is ecstatic that i'll be living with a girl and not boys... and she LOVES colleen, so it feels like it's all falling into place nicely. a few things are still up in the air, but i'm sure it'll all be ok. and it'll be uber fun to live with a girl again.

and i talked to my ex-boyfriend for the first time in three months. it was really bittersweet. our conversation was wonderful, but it left me feeling sad. i guess i just miss him. but things happen for a reason, and i know that our lives are just going two different ways. besides, i have adam to occupy my time. :) although i will say, like ALL boys, he can be really frustrating sometimes. :) he's just so cute and sweet that you tend to not care.

alrighty, i'm off to shower and get ready for my evening of fun. lol. (tomorrow is my day off, so even though i'm exhausted right now, i have to fill tonite with something REALLY fun, because i can sleep the day away tomorrow.)

peace out.

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no rest for the weary. [03 Sep 2004|12:20pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

today is my day off. and while i am SOOOO happy about this, i feel like i have to savour every moment of the day. sort of like when you open a present slowly so you can enjoy it. or when you're eating something that's incredible and you spend minutes pouring over one bite. lol. that's how i feel about my day off... and that is why i'm alone. lol. sort of.

so rob (my ex) has been emailing me. i have no idea what to do with that, because i can tell they're "i love you, i want you back" emails. hmm. so far, i haven't done anything. i think four years of this is my limit. still i think it's interesting. good thing i'm crazy busy and don't have time to worry about it. also that i have adam. adam definitely takes my mind off rob. *beams*

ok, i have to go take a shower and coco's calling me (my friend colleen). plus i have to figure out what to wear and that normally takes an hour. mainly because i can never FIND what i want to wear, so i just stomp around swearing and turning everything upside down.

anyways... hope everyone has a great day.


ps- don't forget to have your pet spayed or neutered.

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velocity. [01 Sep 2004|03:59am]
[ mood | contemplative ]

this day will go down in history.

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hello. [26 Aug 2004|02:13am]
[ mood | tired ]

stolen from nick:

What do your LJ friends say about you?
LJ Username
Favorite Color:
Favorite Scent:
Says you are sweet: cinematog
Thinks you are mean: cinematog
Wants to get to know you better: intoxication
Wishes to kiss you: matchboxslayer
Has nightmares about you: barefoot_dreams
Secretly desires to have sex with you: acadawrdwnr22
This QuickKwiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 31793 Times.
New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice!

of course, i have to work tomorrow at eight. thank god friday i have the day off. hoorah!

ps, i worked about ten hours today. boo.

pps. chelsea, YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if i wasn't so tired, i would make your name a link... i'll do it tomorrow when i'm awake.

Zach Braff is love
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blah blah blah. [24 Aug 2004|03:33am]
[ mood | flirty ]

first things first: (i hope i did this right)

Howie Day is Love.

someone needs to make a zach braff is love color bar... anyhoo....

tonite was fun and full of stories.

i would expound, but i have to work at eight. this is why i'm smart.

*big cheesy grin*


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i heart 'garden state'. [21 Aug 2004|03:26am]
[ mood | indescribable ]

zach braff is my perfect man. he actually might have just booted howie from number one. honestly, his talent astounds me. oh, and he's UBER hot. :)

the movie was more than any words i can think of to describe it.


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lol. i just thought this was funny. [19 Aug 2004|11:41am]
[ mood | awake ]

stolen from intoxication:

What kind of villian would you be?
LJ Username
Favorite color
Do you root for good, or for awesome?
Your trusted second in command ktnxky
Your arch nemesis, aka; ktnxky
Evil appearance You're not wearing much... Oh. You're one of THOSE villians... *cough* Need I say more?
What you;ve done so far Once a great dark power, you were sealed up and locked away. Well now you're back, and pissed off.
Your evil powers/skills Scary. That's it, you're just plain terrifying in one way or another.
Chances of taking over/destroying world - 96%
This fun quiz by tea_chan - Taken 27464 Times.
New - Help with love and dating!

ps- i was supposed to get my hair done, but slept through the appointment. boo.
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